Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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