Where did you get a picture of my penis
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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