I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
farters have to be the big spoon...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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