I just pynch a tree in the face
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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