a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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