i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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