You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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