I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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