Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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