good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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