Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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