We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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