Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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