if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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