My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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