Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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