yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Also, beer. Big fan.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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