I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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