Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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