bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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