ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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