my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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