So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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