the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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