She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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