My sheets look like a crime scene.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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