I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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