Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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