): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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