I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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