Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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