O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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