belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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