So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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