She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
When are your genitals available?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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