Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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