check it out our google latitudes are spooning
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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