Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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