i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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