Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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