Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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