too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Come see our sink grown plant.
i dont even know how to be here
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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