And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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