it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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