If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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