Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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