If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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