it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
