did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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