He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We are two peas in an std pod
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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