After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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