Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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