HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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