Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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