i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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