That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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