Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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