butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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